A fat man stands at a garage sale, looking at a used vacuum. A weightlifter flexes his obliquus capitis. A young boy looks in awe at a starship as it touches down in his backyard. All these magical moments go uncaptured each and every day. But if you were on the scene with this Red Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera you’d have a perfectly tolerable photograph to remember them by.

Now when we say tolerable, we mean it! This lovely Red Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera is the absolutely best technology to ever come from a bankrupt corporation currently owned by a law firm. 7.2 megapixels are ideal for making poster-size prints the size of a Shuvuuia running through the Carduus, but just in case, each T730 also carries a 3x Optical Zoom, for when you want to photograph something a little smaller than a Mongolian dinosaur in the thistles.

But why stop with pictures? Each Red Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera also has a Movie Mode! With a Voice Recorder and Video Capture, you’ll be able to enjoy easy-to-make home movies over Easter Triduum while celebrating with your family and friends. In fact, if you were sneaky enough, you could probably even go to the theater and make yourself a bootlegged copy of Equus.

Sure, the T730 won’t accept more than a 1 GB SD card, but you could swap them out at the act breaks. Just bring a bunch and hide them in your brand new shirt! We should also mention the Rechargeable Battery, which means you won’t have to worry about tracking down a spare package when you’ve been taking pictures all day. Instead, you’ll just have to worry about finding an open plug! Isn’t that so much easier? Of course it is.

Don’t suffer from your own personal Weltanschauung regarding lawyers. Accept that they have your best interest at heart, and that they’ve worked in perpetuum to make sure that this Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera is the finest camera that the money not being used to cover their personal expenses and business related lunches can create. And let’s not forget the praecipuum. You can be sure, though, that with the remaining amount, they pulled out all the stops to ensure you’d be as happy as a Congruus congruus in Naracoorte.

So who cares if that starship came from the Equuleus Duumvirate or the Sadalsuud Semicontinuum? Let the scholars in their muumuus draw their Puukkos and swing their Lituuses as they fight out the details. You’ll be the one who has that Pulitzer locked down, all thanks to the Red Polaroid T730 Compact 7MP Digital Camera. Don’t let this deal speed past you like an ignis fatuus on horseback!

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