Why am I mad? Why am I mad? I’ll tell you why I’m mad. Because my so-called best friend, a man I’ve known my whole life, a man who I used to trust, that man just tried to convince me that my Hot-Or-Not-Ometer is actually a Polaroid 7” Digital Picture Frame with Wireless Weather Station. Can you believe it?

I only asked him over to show how the Hot-Or-Not-Ometer rates the photos of bikini girls. I filled the 32MB of storage with all my favorites, and then I put on slideshow mode. As each picture shows up, you can see a temperature underneath. And yeah, it was usually the same temperature, but that’s because I’ve got good taste! But he tried to convince me that this so-called Polaroid 7” Digital Picture Frame with Wireless Weather Station, and that the temperature was coming from this imaginary “wireless outdoor sensor” thing that for some reason he thought I had buried in the mulch pile. Hello, you mean where I threw the garbage left over from when I opened the box?

Now I’ll grant you that the 7 inch color LCD screen might have thrown him off. And everyone makes mistakes. All he had to do was say that he was sorry, and we could have laughed the whole thing off over a beer or two. I was all ready to tell him about the included remote, and even let him try it out. Just let bygones be bygones is my motto. But he didn’t stop. He kept telling me that the Polaroid 7” Digital Picture Frame with Wireless Weather Station was an excellent resource to get information from a wall mounted or desk placed image. And I just said dude, if you’re not the same guy who used to rate waitresses with me at Hooters, then you can just get out right now.

It hurts to have misjudged a guy for so long, but I guess I didn’t need him. I’ve got my Hot-Or-Not-Ometer, so I’ll be fine. Hey, check that out, it even tells me how humid the girl is. That’s good to know before you start a relationship. Polaroid 7” Digital Picture Frame with Wireless Weather Station? Whatever.

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