Velcome to our little, erm, hostel, shall ve say? Ve regret zat ve cannot allow you to leaff, but ve hope you find ze accomodations very, erm, accomodating neverzeless. Vould you like to pass ze time vit a little game? Zwei, drei, or vier players hold ze Pocket Shock-It vit zair zumbs, und zey get a most delightful, erm, surprise, shall ve say? Please excuse my, erm, immodesty, but zis device is one off my greatest creations. I invented zis “game” vhen I vas in ze employ of ze security industry in South America. Ah, ze Seventies vere a marvelous time for such, erm, innovations. But please, forgive ze ramblings off an old man. I vould ask you vhich off its zwei games you vould prefer, but here, you haff no choice! Now, hold still…zat’s right, zat’s right…we’re going to haff some, erm…fun…

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