You can tell by the song in your heart and the pungent aroma in your nostrils: National Catfish Month is here! Every August, a nation drops to its knees before the altar of the slimy fish-god. Children stay up late hoping to catch a glimpse of the Phantom Catfish making his rounds, and thousands of the whiskered, scaleless bottom-feeders are ritually slain and eaten in a bloody orgy of bilge and batter. Here’s how the Pinnacle PCTV To Go can make your National Catfish Month celebrations even fishier:

• PCTV To Go lets you watch your fishing shows in HD on any PC anywhere in the world. You haven’t seen noodling until you’ve seen noodling in high-definition. Bring your laptop out to the lake with you for total hi-def catfish overload!
• Even better, PCTV To Go’s PVR-style functions let you pause and rewind to savor the “money shots” – those moments of supreme catfish ecstasy when the gasping, thrashing beast is hauled into the boat.
• Not compatible with Macs – which is great, because Mac people hate catfish people. So screw them!
• Easy wireless setup gives you more time for eating, catching, thinking about, and drawing pictures of catfish.
• When somebody scoffs because the PCTV To Go has no HDMI, bet them ten catfish that component cables carry an HD signal just fine. You’ll win – then, hey, free catfish!
• Take your PCTV To Go unit, turn the Wi-Fi antennae so they jut out to the side, and glue on a couple of googly eyes. Presto! You’ve got yourself a whimsical replica catfish head.
• Got a Jewish friend who can’t eat catfish because catfish aren’t kosher (Leviticus 11:10)? Give him or her a Pinnacle PCTV To Go so he or she doesn’t feel left out of all the fun.
• Record the 2007 Miss Catfish Pageant for your personal archives. Our money’s on Miss Tennessee again this year.
• If you’re pretty handy with technology stuff, you can offer to help other people with the PCTV To Go’s tricky Windows Media Center setup, in exchange for – you guessed it – sweet, sweet catfish.
• Use the Pinnacle PCTV To Go as bait on your next fishing trip. Catfish cannot resist the convenience of wireless, HD TV on their PCs.
• We dunno, trade it for catfish or something? Sell it and use the money to buy catfish? We’re running out of creative steam here.

You get the idea. National Catfish Month is the time to cook catfish every which way but loose: fry it, broil it, bake it in bread, put it on pizza, whip it into a smoothie. But as delicious as those ideas are, we’ll take our catfish with a side of Pinnacle PCTV To Go.

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