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And you need an energy bar that can take you there. You need SoundBar, the only nutrition bar that improves your hearing along with the rest of your body. We mix 32 different kinds of nuts and oats with our Ambisound formula for maxmimum impact on your-
Wrong copy, Ted.
You’re kidding me. Not again. Please tell me you’re kidding me.
You’re reading the copy for the wrong product.
How so?
The Philips SoundBar isn’t a nutritional product. It’s a low-form home theater DVD player.
If I may, I’d like to point out to the hired help that I was doing commercial voice-overs when they were still wearing pajamas with feet in them. So let’s just finish the spot about the Philips SoundBar and we can all go do whatever it is we do when the lights go down, hmm? Can we maybe be professional and do that?
OK, that’s fine, but we need the copy for the Philips SoundBar DVD Home Theater System. It should say something about delivering an immersive sound experience, and 1080p video upconversion, and the iPod dock connection. Do you see anything like that in that script?
No, all I see is some petty know-it-all who thinks his trade school certificate makes him my boss. Is Stewart in there? Stewart, will you please fire this person so the rest of us can get on with doing our jobs?
Stewart’s in Aruba this week.
Well, bully for Stewart. How would you like to join him? I’ll personally pay for a ticket for you anywhere in the world-
There’s no need for that, Ted.
No, I’m serious, because it would BLEEP well be BLEEP worth it to get you the BLEEP away from me while I’m BLEEP trying to do my BLEEP job! What’ll it be? BLEEP Jamaica? BLEEP Paris? BLEEP Darfur, for all I BLEEP care? What’ll it be, BLEEP BLEEP? Where am I BLEEP sending you on BLEEP vacation?
You know what, Ted? Let’s break for a few while I find a new microphone.
I’m serious, you BLEEP! I’ll be your BLEEP travel agent as long you leave me the BLEEP alone!
Warranty: 90 Days Philips
Features:
Specifications:
Picture/Display
Sound
Loudspeakers
Video Playback
Audio Playback
Still Picture Playback
Tuner/Reception/Transmission
Connectivity
Power
Dimensions
iPod Compatibility:
In the box:
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