Remember, you gearheads, back when a car was like a person?

You bought a car, you could fix that car. All the little special tunings and parts, all worn down a little bit differently, all making little noises that mean different things. You’d speed down the road and if something seemed off, you’d shut off the radio and listen, and before you reached your destination, you had a diagnosis, because it was your car, a part of you, and you were able to understand what it was saying.

But now, it’s just a few hundred computers talking to each other. You know what that means? That means there’s a tiny little Internet in your car, and if there’s one thing everybody knows, it’s that you should never EVER listen to the Internet. So why not just grab this Philips Portable DVD Player with Dual 7” Screens and watch some movies as you drive?

Native 16:9, compatible with most DVDs and DVD-Rs, even straps for the headrest so your passengers can watch from the backseat. Get comfy and enjoy a movie, and if your car breaks down, so what? It’s not like you can do anything anyway! Nine flashing lights at thirty second intervals don’t mean a thing if the reverse-engineering laws mean you can’t have the manual. At least with a Philips Portable DVD Player with Dual 7” Screens you’ll have something to do while you wait for the tow truck. Assuming it’s not a battery issue. Think Dad would sell you the old carburetor-based pickup truck?

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