This little light of mine. I’m gonna use it to play Tom Clancy’s Hawx or TOCA Race Driver 3. Because this little light is built into the amBX Peripherals Kit. Brings excitement to your computer!

When you’re driving full speed through the city, it’s like a video game. The lights, the wind, the little noises that make your heart beat fast, the feeling that if you make only one mistake, you might never drive again. And when you make it to the end, there’s that exciting flash of victory as all the camera bulbs explode in your face. You’re the champion!

But what if you took out the lights? What if there was no wind? It’d be just another drive through the country. Sure, it’s still fun, but where the thrill? Who do you impress besides the cows? And who are they gonna tell? The aliens? The chupacabras?

It’s a well known fact. Fun means flashing lights. As many as possible. And the amBX Peripherals Kit means that you can finally enjoy those flashing lights in the privacy of your own home.

With the included copies of TOCA Race Driver 3 and the majestic Tom Clancy’s HAWX, you’ll be shootin’ and drivin’ as well as any backwoods son of the soil ever could. But, unlike him, you’ll have the power of electricity at your fingertips! The amBX Peripherals Kit will trigger a fascinating array of RGB lights with over 16 million colors, washing your game face with the thrill of being right there, in combat or the race. Imagine the raw joy of seeing every distraction, the deep excitement of winning with the sun in your eyes, the cool glory of putting on sunglasses just to play a videogame!

But it doesn’t stop there. The amBX Peripherals Kit also works with your windows effects, triggering lights to tell you when you’ve got an “event”. New mail? Red light! Your girlfriend’s in chat? Green light! Your boyfriend’s trying to Skype you? Blue light! You can set it up however you want, turning those irritating sounds into friendly, omnipresent pulses of light. It’s like a dance party,,, in cyberspace! Maybe you could make a game out of that idea, Tom Clancy!

If you want to add to your gaming and computing experience, or if you want a cool rave-style lighting system for that dorm room freak-out, or if you just want a copy of TOCA Race Driver 3 or Tom Clancy’s HAWX, you’re in the right place. Remember, an amBX Peripherals Kit could save your life!

...like if some guy was breaking in and he saw the lights and got scared, or maybe if you threw it into an axe murderer’s face and it hit him in the neck and broke his neck and he fell on his neck and the cops thought his neck snapped on his own and you got away with it or something. Or if some kidnapper said “Hey, we’ve got your kids, give us that lighting thing and two video games” and you had one and said “Right away, sir” and they said “Great, meet us at the old tree in the park” and you said “The one by the broken toolshed?” and they said “No, no, by the waterfall” and you said “Oh, near the hot dog cart!” and they said “yeah, that’s the one” and then you went and left the amBX Peripherals Kit with Tom Clancy’s HAWX and TOCA Race Driver 3 and then they let your kid go and never bothered you again. Athough that’s not really YOUR life that got saved, but it’s a subtle point, right? Nobody reading this far is gonna argue that.

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