Hey guys, think they’ll buy this one? “It’s faster than the usual HDMI cable, because the signal only has four feet to travel.”

It makes sense, right? Especially if you’re not especially bright. And coming up with ways to sell HDMI cables to numbskulls is still a booming business. They’re all essentially the same, carrying the same digital signal, so we’ve gotta find some ungrasped straws out there to make ours seem unique.

Or we could just drop the price to, like, four bucks. That’d work, too.

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