Let’s see… there was that time my old boyfriend Frank took me to watch lingerie football for my birthday.

There was that trip to Tijuana that I spent entirely in the bathroom. And let’s not forget my hairstyle atrocities over the years, from the crimped look to The Rachel. These are just a few of the magical memories I’m preserving with my one-touch Pandigital Photolink Scanner.

Yes, the Pandigital Photolink Scanner makes it easy to remember everything I wish I could forget. Maybe a little too easy. With just one touch, I can digitally scan any photo from wallet size up to 4x6 and save it directly to an SD, MS, MMC, or xD card. It’s so simple, I just keep on scanning my old pictures without ever stopping to consider if some memories are best left forgotten.

Look, anybody who was alive during the ‘90s knows how unflattering those pleated, acid-washed, tight-rolled jeans were. Do I really need a permanent electronic record to remind me? I already carry a silent burden of shame that I ever dated that creepy Jerry guy with the weird earwax problem and the extensive collection of History Channel videos about Hitler’s war machine. Must I also endure 300dpi JPEGs of our first date at the Wrench-Ur-Own Auto Parts Junkyard? Haven’t I suffered enough?

I’m not blaming you for my mistakes, Pandigital. But I’m begging you, please, be merciful and let me forget. Does this Photolink Scanner have an option to automatically cut old boyfriends out of pictures? Or old hairdos, at least?

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