You can’t tell me it’s less productive.
Hey, Scott, missed you in the meeting this morning.
“Wish I could say the same, Sue.”
Excuse me?
“I didn’t miss it.”
Scott, these things are important. That’s why the Outlook invite says ‘IMPORTANT.’
“Yeah, I’ve seen that. I even fell for it a few times! But no, Sue, they’re not. They’re hour and a half wastes of time when I could be actually working.”
They build camaraderie.
“No they don’t. They make me hate each and every one of my co-workers for wasting my time, for laughing at the offensive jokes-”
We do NOT use offensive humor! This is a safe workplace!
“I don’t mean ‘offensive’ as in sexual or racist or anything. I mean ‘offensive’ on behalf of comedy. They’re terrible. They don’t even qualify as jokes, people just seem to chuckle as if they received some subliminal cue.”
Well regardless of your opinion of the presentation, there’s still some useful information in them and I need you there.
“No, there’s really not. I’ve been using this Panasonic 1080p HD Camcorder to record them and watch them later. They’re completely devoid of useful information, humor, or worth. You could easily pack this all into an email and save everyone’s time. But, regardless, I play them on my camcorder in full HD while I work, scanning for a useful nugget of information. So far, it’s a lot like SETI. Nothing there.”
Do you mind telling me why you have such an attitude problem?
“Do you mind telling me what it is you do besides schedule meetings?”
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Panasonic
Condition: New
Features:
- Full HD 1080p video recording
- The 33.7mm wide-angle on the HD 80 Series fits more people and more of the background into the frame than conventional models
- The Crystal Engine PRO instantly processes the huge amount of data that goes into Full-HD images, and further enhances Full-HD quality. It produces smooth, high-resolution zoom shots even when the range exceeds the limit for optical zooming
- iA (Intelligent Auto) function senses the shooting conditions and automatically makes the settings and activates functions that will deliver optimal results
- HYBRID O.I.S. corrects hand-shake blurring by combining the action of its hybrid optical and electrical image stabilization systems, even when zooming
- Active mode comes in handy when shooting while walking or playing with your children. The wide correction area corrects even relatively large hand-shake motion
Specifications: | |
Records Onto: | SD/SDHC/SDXC Memory Card |
Image Sensor (Total): | 1/5.8" MOS |
Total Pixels: | 1.50 megapixels |
F Value: | F1.8(WIDE) / 4.0(TELE) |
Optical Zoom: | 34x |
Intelligent Zoom: | 42x |
Intelligent Zoom OFF: | 37x |
Digital Zoom: | 90x / 2000x (The maximum value of zoom magnification) |
Focal Length: | 2.38-81.0mm |
35mm Film Camera Equivalent: | 33.7-1240mm (16:9) [Motion Image] 38.1-1298mm (3:2), 33.7-1240mm (16:9), 41.3-1405mm (4:3) [Still Image] |
Lens Type: | Panasonic |
Image Stabilizer: | HYBRID O.I.S. [Optical Image Stabilizer] |
Still Picture Recording (4:3): | 2.6 megapixels (1856 x 1392), 0.3 megapixels (640 x 480) |
Still Picture Recording (3:2): | 2.8 megapixels (2064 x 1376) |
Still Picture Recording (16:9): | 3.0 megapixels (2304 x 1296), 2.1 megapixels (1920 x 1080) |
Shutter Speed: Motion Image: | [60i] Auto Slow Shutter ON : 1/30-1/8000 OFF : 1/60-1/8000 |
Minimum Illumination: | 7.0 lx (1/30 Low Light scene mode) 1 lx (Color Night Rec) |
Standard Illumination: | 1400 lx |
Focus: | Auto/Manual |
White Balance: | Auto/Indoor1/Indoor2/Sunny/Cloudy/White Set |
Iris: | Auto/Manual |
Backlight Compensation: | Yes |
LCD Monitor: | 2.7" Wide LCD (230,400 dots) |
Simultaneous Recording: | 3.0 megapixels (2304 x 1296), 2.1 megapixels (1920 x 1080) [16:9] |
Creating Still Picture from Motion Picture: | 2.1 megapixels (1920 x 1080) [16:9] |
Microphone: | 2-ch Stereo, Zoom Microphone |
Speaker: | Dynamic type |
On-Screen Display Language: | English / Spanish |
LED Video Light: | Yes |
Flash: | Yes (Photo Light) |
Media Remaining Indication: | Yes |
Signal System: | 1080 / 60i, 540 / 30p |
Recording Mode: | HA (17Mbps / VBR) , (1920 x 1080) HG (13Mbps / VBR), (1920 x 1080) HX (9Mbps / VBR), (1920 x 1080) HE (5Mbps / VBR), (1920 x 1080) iFrame (28Mbps / VBR), (960 x 540) |
Playback Mode: | HA (17Mbps / VBR) , (1920 x 1080) HG (13Mbps / VBR), (1920 x 1080) HX (9Mbps / VBR), (1920 x 1080) HE (5Mbps / VBR), (1920 x 1080) iFrame (28Mbps / VBR), (960 x 540) |
Image Sensor (Effective)-Motion Image: | 1.12 megapixels - 1.30 megapixels[16:9] |
Image Sensor (Effective)-Still Image: | 1.10 megapixels [3:2] 1.12 megapixels - 1.30 megapixels [16:9] 0.97 megapixels [4:3] |
Compression (Recording Format): | MPEG4-AVC/H.264 (AVCHD standard compliant) iFrame : MPEG-4 AVC/H.264 (MPEG-4 AVC file format compliant (.MP4)) |
Audio Compression: | Dolby Digital (2ch) iFrame : AAC (2ch) |
DPOF: | Max 999 images |
HDMI: | Yes (mini) |
Rechargeable Battery Pack: | min 1790 mAh / Lithium-Ion |
Included Software: | HD Writer AE 3.0 |
Power Supply: | DC3.6V / 5.0V |
Power Consumption: | Max 4.4W (Recording) / Max. 7.7W (charging) |
Dimensions: | 2.02"(W) x 2.32"(H) x 4.29"(D) |
Weight (w/o Battery): | approx 0.42lb (192g) |
In the box:
- Panasonic HDC-SD80 1080p HD Camcorder
- 1790 mAh Lithium-Ion Rechargeable Battery Pack
- AC Adapter
- AV Multi-Cable
- USB Cable
- Stylus Pen
- CD-ROM Software
- Owner’s Manual
Specs
Panasonic HDC-SD80 HD Camcorder, 1080p, 34x Optical, 33.7mm Wide Angle Lens, SDXC, HDMI, 2.7” LCDSpecs
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