Hums With A Gentle Ohmmmmmm
All right, everyone, all right, take your places, please. Before we begin, I’d like to welcome you to Inner Cleansing 101. By cleaning the in, we change the out, right? Okay, let’s get started. I’ll just put on a little Yanni so we can focus…
Close your eyes. Visualize. I want you to become a Oreck XL Walnut Professional Air Cleaner. Make your lungs the Pre-filter, drawing in the dirty air. Remove those polutants with HEPA certified filters. Now send out the positive charges, charging the big particles to make them easy to catch. There’s one, grab it! Grab it quickly! Now be the Collector. Feel your collection plates grabbing and pulling, grabbing and pulling. Hold those ions down, hold tight! Then cleanse again, a gentle charcoal odor absorber that sometimes needs to be replaced. But not today, today you can clean the world’s soul of odors! Now revitalize. Send out negative ions, not bad! just negative, opposite ions, to counter-balance the changes. Negative is a part of nature, accept it, make it work for you. And now we are clean, pure air. Breathe yourself in. Feel yourself filling yourself. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. There. Don’t you feel cleansed? Reborn?
Now who wants a smoke?
Features
Features:
- Traps up to 95% of particles as minute as 0.1 microns.
- Removes air pollutants like dust, lint, pollen, pet dander, smoke, and dust mites.
- Uses the same clean-air technology that U.S. submarines use.
- Silence Technology® for quietest operation
- Captures and destroys bacteria, viruses, molds and fungi
- Permanent filter never needs replacing
- Powerful fan cleans 30’ x 30’ room every hour
- Air Revitalizer helps to freshen stale air
- Compact design: Use on tabletop or mount on wall (wall mount optional)
- Status indicator: Turns red when it’s time to clean the filter
- Optional Charcoal Odor Absorber removes stubborn, troublesome odors
- Optional Fragrance Cartridges for aromatherapy
- Dimensions: 16" x 10" x 5" (approximate)
5-Stage Purification Process:
- Pre-Filter: Fan draws in dirty air and air filter traps large particles such as hair, lint, etc.
- Positive Charging Wires: Electricity is used to positively charge small particles such as dust, smoke and pollen.
- Collector: A series of alternately charged collection plates attract and lock in dirt particles like a powerful magnet.
- Charcoal Odor Absorbers: Activated charcoal absorbs common household odors. (replace periodically).
- Air Revitalizer: Emits negative ions to freshen stale air.
- Clean, pure air is then returned back into the room.
Specs
Oreck XL Professional Air Purifier, Signature Series, WalnutSpecs
Oreck XL Professional Air Purifier, Signature Series, WalnutSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.440s
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