It’s true, new parents. No one wants to hear you go on and on about your baby. Really, it’s best if you just show them.

Are you watching this? Just look at him jabber away at the mobile, huh? Quite the talker, isn’t he? I know it’s hard to hear on the 0.5-watt speaker, but I’m pretty sure in all that gibberish there’s a “momma”, a “bah-bah”, and a “hippopotamus” coming out of his mouth. I’m telling you, the kid is smart. Really smart.

This one is brilliant, too! See, he’s on his belly, right? And then… Wait for it… There he goes… Ha ha! Did you see that? He rolled right on to his back like it was nothing! How advanced is that, huh? Very, I’d say. Very, indeed.

Jeez, you know what I just thought of? We must seem like real jerks, huh? I don’t think either one of us thanked you guys for inviting us over for dinner! I am so sorry, really. But hey, at least we’re making it up to you by not blathering on for hours about him. I always hated those couples before we had our amazing little guy. That’s what makes this Optoma PK102 Pico Pocket Projector so awesome! Watching videos of Nicky swinging in his swing is way more entertaining, isn’t it?

Okay, okay, I know that look. That’s the look of a couple who’s hoping we’ve got even more videos and photos to project on your wall at up to 60” diagonal! Well don’t you two worry about a thing. The internal memory of this sucker is 4GB, enough to hold up to 6000 pictures or 8 hours of video, and don’t you think for a second that Mary and I haven’t filled it to the brim with Nicky’s tiny adventures. And just in case you’re fretting that the rechargeable Li-ion battery might run out after and hour and a half, we bought along the power adapter to pack as much Nicky time into our night as possible. Next time we come over, we can even bring all the other videos we have on our USB flash drives, plug them right into the projector, and watch them, too! Isn’t that great?

Oh! I love this video! Now see? See what his doing there? I bet you can’t guess what he’s doing. No, no, he’s not just lying there! Look at his face! Still can’t guess, huh? Well, let’s just say it’s a good thing this isn’t an odor projector, ha ha! Boy, it’s a powerful stink, too. I don’t think I’ve ever smelled the like. He’s very advanced, you see.

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