At least Alvin gets “The Chipmunks”. At least Diana Ross gets “The Supremes”. But us? We get “that Woot guy”.

So we understand, Optoma HD Home Theater Projector, how it must feel to be underappreciated. You come in the color black or the color white, but you’re all lumped together until it’s time to check out. But you are perfect for any upcoming Super Bowl parties, what with your HD projection. And you can make an image up to 348 inches, which is a really HUGE HD picture, so sports fans probably love you. And you can handle Blu-Ray players, HDTVs or computers… actually, you know what, Optoma HD Home Theater Projector? You aren't like us at all!

With you, Optoma HD Home Theater Projector, people never say “oh, good job, projector” like there’s only one of you. People see the black projector and the white projector and they know right away that even though they have the EXACT same technology inside, they’re two different items. But us? We’re just “that Woot guy”. But we’re not just one guy, Optoma HD Home Theater Projector! There are FIVE writers! Randy likes walks on the beach and improv comedy, Jason H. likes wearing leather and riding his motorcycle, Jason T. dances intricate Russian ballets to the latest Top 40 hits, Scott wears the prettiest bows and spends hours just brushing his long, golden hair, and Matthew basically just sits on the back porch drinking whiskey from a jar while cradling his shotgun. But we’re all different! Individual! We’re NOT just “that Woot guy”, we’re a team of unsung heroes! For God’s sake, let us be sung! Just once, let us be sung!

So, please, Optoma HD Home Theater Projector. Set people straight. We don’t have things as easy as you do. Nobody invites US to Super Bowl parties or says “Wow, that game sure wouldn’t’ve looked as great on a normal television!” when they see what WE can do. All we want is to be noticed, and maybe praised a little. But what’s the use complaining to you, Optoma HD Home Theater Projector. We don’t have very many of you anyway. You’ll probably sell out really fast and then this page will disappear and nobody will ever read this.

Good Lord, we’re all so horribly unsung.

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