The Bladeston Tea Party

The Okidata Digital B4600 Black and White Laser Printer prints 27 ppm in as little a five seconds. This means it will take 22 minutes and 13 seconds to print Wesley Snipes’ explanation of why he does not have to pay his taxes. Naturally, you would have to add paper three times, because the tray only holds 250 sheets and Snipes really put some thought into his little tax issue. So much thought, in fact, that he comes close to the famous Herman Melville, who would take 23 minutes and 31 seconds to print the 1851 edition of Moby Dick. Thankfully the two piece consumables system is long lasting, which means your printer will be able to endure.

One might compare Snipes’ desire to keep his money to the well known dragon Smaug from The Hobbit, which incidentally would take the Okidata Digital B4600 Black and White Laser Printer only 11 minutes and 51 seconds to print. Surely someone as frugal as Snipes would appreciate the OkiLAN print server designed for network printing, which would make the 7 minutes and 42 seconds it would take to print Naked Lunch absolutely fly by.

Snipes could also print with a PC or Mac, and trust all would be well for the 5 minutes and 24 seconds it took to print Machiavelli’s The Prince. Maybe he could make lunch with the most recent edition of The Betty Crocker Cookbook (22 minutes and 49 seconds) or read Albert Einstein’s explanation of his theory of Special and General Relativity (4 minutes and 58 seconds).

We salute Wesley Snipes in his attempt to prove to the IRS that one man can beat the system. But despite Friday’s acquittal, he’ll probably still have to pay up. In our experience, the IRS won’t even consider your bizarre case for tax-exempt status unless it takes the Okidata Digital B4600 Black and White Laser Printer a long time to print out – say at least 26 minutes.

Features

Warranty: 1 Year Okidata

Features:

Prints 27 Pages Per Minute, First Page Prints in 5 Seconds
2400 by 600 Dots Per Inch Output
250 Sheet Paper Tray, can be expanded to 750 sheets with a optional 500 sheet tray
Monthly Duty Cycle of 40,000 Pages
Separate toner and image drum configuration for lower operating costs
USB or Parallel Connections (Optional ethernet print server available)

Specifications:

Performance

Print Speed – Up to 27 pages per minute
CPU - 266 MHz/32 bit PowerPC
Time to First Page – 5.0 Seconds
Print Resolution – 600 by 2400 dpi
Duty Cycle – 40,000 pages per month

Compatibility

Emulations – PCL 5e PCL 6 IBM ProPrinter III XL Epson FX PostScript (optional)
Operating Systems – Windows Vista/Vista x64 XP Home Edition/Professional/x64 Edition 2003 Server/x64 Edition Enterprise Server/x64 Edition Data Center Server/x64 Edition 2000 Workstation/Professional/Server/Advanced Server (SP4 or Later)NT 4.0 Workstation/Server (SP6 or later) ME 98/98SE Mac OS 9.1/ OS 10.1 and higher

Interfaces

Universal Serial Bus (USB 2.0)
IEEE 1284 bi-directional parallel standard
Ethernet Print Server (optional, not included)

Memory

Standard RAM - 32 megabytes
Maximum RAM - 288 megabytes

Paper Handling

Standard Paper Input – Standard 250-sheet Letter/Legal/Universal tray, single-sheet manual feed slot
Maximum Paper Capacity – 750 sheets with optional 500 sheet 2nd paper tray
Paper Type – Letter Legal Executive A4 A5 A6 B5 C5 DL Com 9 Com 10 Monarch Envelops
Paper Size – 3.5” x 5.8” min. to 8.5” x 14” max.
Standard Output – 150 Sheets, face down
Alternate Paper Output – 50 Sheets, face up
Paper Weight Main 250 sheet tray and optional 500 sheet tray 16 lb. – 28 lb. bond (60 – 75 gsm), single-sheet manual feed 16 .lb – 32 lb. bond (60 – 120 gsm)

Resident Fonts

Scalable Fonts – 87 PCL Fonts 136 PostScript fonts (requires optional PostScript emulation)
PCL Bitmap Fonts – Line Printer OCR-A/B USPS ZIP Bar code

Size

14” x 15.6” x 8.5”
Weight – 22 lb.

Specs

Okidata Digital B4600 Black and White 27PPM Laser Printer

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 24.000s

Purchaser Experience

18% first woot
12% second woot
36% < 10 woots
20% < 25 woots
13% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

14% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
32% one year old
49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

83% bought 1
10% bought 2
7% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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