Now that I’ve got these pens, I can finally start working on my novel. Right after I do the dishes.

Ah. Alright then, the dishes are done, my hands are good and dry, and a I’ve got a brand new notebook sitting next to my favorite writing chair. This is it. This is where the magic happens. I’m finally going to put to paper that novel I just know I’ve got in me. Now then, I’ll just pull one of these Nvizio Sunlight Collection pens out and get sta… Well, crud, I left the computer on. I should probably turn that off so I don’t get distracted.

There we go. Sure, I spent a little time checking all my feeds and social networks, but NOW I’m ready to do some serious writing. After all, who can write a truly organic novel about romance, mer-people, and the fading hair metal scene in Los Angeles circa 1988 on a computer, am I right? It’s so cold and unromantic. And the way the cursor keeps blinking at you again and again and AGAIN while you’re trying to craft a plot? Who needs that kind of mockery? Better to do it by hand with a fine-crafted pen! That’s how Kerouac would’ve done it if he weren’t such a drunk, I bet.

Just look at how gorgeous these things are! Each one is exquisitely polished to a high glossy black, with an elegance and grace that only a non-friction cap and stainless steel nib all finished in fine 24K Gold can provide. And they’re all ergonomically balanced to feel good in your hand so that you can write for a good long HOLY CRAP, would you look at my shoes? I should really get some new laces and fix these up before I get started.

Back! Glad I took care of that. Would’ve bothered me the ENTIRE time I was weaving words into a blanket of masterpiece, you know? Where was I? Oh, yes! I should check each and every pen to see that it doesn’t need refilling being really diving into writing. Good thing the 7-Piece Nvizio Sunlight Collection Pen Set came with a 193-Piece Refill Set, too. I wouldn’t want anything to cause an unneeded break in all that writing I’m going to do. Now then, which of these lovely pens is going to scrawl the first word of my book? The Fountain Pen? Perhaps the Roller or Folio? The tiny Petite might be too small to write such big words. How about a pen that is not a pen but a mechanical pencil like the Twista? Oh, if only the Stylus pen was an actual pen! That would be perfect!

Well, I think I’ve spent more than enough time talking to myself about these pens. Time to really REALLY get started. Alright, here we go with Chapter WHAT THE HECK? There’s a mark on the first page of this notebook already? Well clearly I can’t be expected to write in this! I’ll have to get another one tomorrow, I suppose. Greatness will have to wait. Now then, I wonder what’s happening on Twitter.

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