Are you going to let a little thing like 100+ degree temperatures ruin your winter fun? Yeah, probably.

HA ha ha! Oh man, you totally got me with that one! I mean, it was mostly slush and it didn’t really hold together well by the time it hit my face, but you totally got me! Now come on and hand over the Euro-Pro Ninja Warrior Handheld Blender, dude! It’s my turn to make a snowball!

Just you wait, dude. I’m totally going to floor you with this next one! It’s going to be so… Uh, hold on, I need some more ice. This didn’t really pack well. Got really melty, too.

Anyway, this is the best idea I think we’ve ever had, dude. Seriously, I wish I had known I could make snow just by crushing ice in the 40oz bowl or 32oz mixing cup that came with this thing. Who knew this handheld kitchen tool’s patented Tri-Blade System had the power to make SUCH AWESOME SNO… Dang, that’s still too little. Just give me a little more ice. Like the bag. Just bring the bag over here.

You know what we should do? We should make a whole batch of snowballs for next time and store them in the freezer with the storage lid on top. Then we won’t have to keep making them one by one and really… Wait, here we go! Yeah, this one’s a good one! Okay, are you ready to take some RAW ICY POWER STRAIGHT TO YOUR STUPID FACE! Ha HA! Take that, you…

Crap! I missed. Dang it. Well okay, fine, I guess it’s your turn to make a snowball, Peter. Huh? How can we be out of ice already? But we bought ten pounds of the stuff! And you brought the trays out from the refrigerator freezer, right? UGH, you’ve got to be kidding me. We only got to throw, like, two stupid snowballs! Come on, let’s just go inside. I don’t know, maybe we can find something to puree into a soup or something.

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