Page 118 of “The Mighty Gor’Nox, Space Barbarian” by Morten G. Anvil
Gor’Nox fought against the laser chains that held him captive, his muscles throbbing with power and strength, but it was no use. Even with the beautiful Lady Beautia of Beautimus VII in peril and chained beside him, her soft, supple body glistening with the sweat of fear in her royal chain mail bikini. “Gor’Nox,” she cried out. “We must stop him. My people need that legendary Euro-Pro Ninja Master Prep Food & Drink Maker or they will surely suffer for aeons in despair and suffering.”
Gor’Nox grunted a mighty grunt that shook the room, yet Koffax merely grinned. “I’m sorry, your highness, but your people will have to come to ME for their fresh fruit smoothies now! It is as Space Law demands! He who wields the sacred Patented Ninja Technology for unique food and drink processing power shall be LORD AND MASTER OF ALL KITCHENS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!”
“No! Curse you, awful Star Wizard! If I was not merely a female noble, unattainable by mere mortals, this could never have happened!” She whipped her long red tresses out of her porcelain-skinned face and whispered to Gor’Nox in a voice that was loud enough for him to hear, but soft enough that the wizard could not. “Brave warrior, I was able to hide the space key in the small strap of fabric that helps fasten my star metal loincloth around my waist. Perhaps if you were to rub your leg against my almost naked thigh, you could push the right button and free us!”
Gor’Nox nodded and stretched out his massively muscled and toned leg, a leg only a Space Barbarian like him could have and pressed it against Lady Beautia’s thigh. As he began moving it up and down her pale, smooth flesh, she caught herself gasping at his very touch. “Please,” she pleaded, “do not stop. Think only of the defeat of the Star Wizard. If that large 48oz. pitcher and 16oz. bowl don’t get back to my planet in time for Salsa Summoning, it won’t matter that they have dishwasher and microwave safe parts. All the perfectly chopped salads, salsas and dips in the universe wouldn’t be able to save them.”
As Gor’Nox began rubbing his leg against the thigh of Lady Beautia faster and faster, the rhythm becoming intoxicating, with neither Gor’Nox or Beautia knowing where they began or ended, there was suddenly a…
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: Recertified
Features:
- Rule the kitchen with this revolutionary food and drink maker
- Quickly transform ice cubes into perfect, creamy frozen drinks and dessert
- Make perfectly chopped salads, salsas and dips without fear of uneven chunks or turning the whole thing to mush
- Patented Ninja Technology provides unique processing power for uniform cutting and ice crushing action
- The large 48oz. pitcher is perfect for making several drinks at a time, featuring an easy flip pour spout and no-slip bottom
- Following recipes and prepping food becomes effortless with the 2-cup processor that minces, dices, chops, blends, and purees
- The interchangeable motor head allows you to prep appetizers in the processor and quickly switch to activate the party pitcher for drinks
- Ergonomic operation with one touch pulsing creates an easy to use and safe product
- Dishwasher and microwave safe parts
- 2010 Housewares Design Award Winner
- BPA-free
- Owner's Manual (click here)
- Dimensions with Power Head Attached: Mini-Master Prep 5.5" (L) x 5.5" (W) x 10" (H); Master Prep Pitcher 7" (L) x 9.75" (W) x 13.5" (H)
- Product Video (click here)
Technical Specifications:
- Voltage: 120V, 60Hz
- Power: 400 watts
- Pitcher Capacity: 48 ounces (6 cups)
- Bowl Capacity: 16 ounces (2 cups)
In the box:
Euro-Pro Ninja QB900 Master Prep Food & Drink Maker includes:
- Master Prep Pitcher
- Pitcher Splash Guard with Pouring Spout
- Pitcher Storage Lid
- Master Prep Bowl
- Bowl Splash Guard
- Bowl Storage Lid
- Power Head
- (2) Pitcher Blades (Upper and Lower)
- (2) Bowl Blades (Upper and Lower)
- Power Cord
Specs
Euro-Pro Ninja QB900 Master Prep Food & Drink MakerSpecs
Euro-Pro Ninja QB900 Master Prep Food & Drink MakerSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 45.000s
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