So I guess I misunderstood what you meant when you said you needed a “getaway driver.”

I know, I know! Here, in the bank, with the ski masks on? Probably not the best time to realize there’s been a misunderstanding. But Frank, this is on you just as much as it’s on me, okay? You really should have been more specific about the kind of driver you meant. You know, like, you coulda said, “Sammy, it’s your job to find a getaway car driver.”

I mean, don’t get me wrong: I thought it was weird that you’d be asking me to bring you a golf club to a heist. But then I did the research, and learned all about how this Nike VR STR8-FIT Pro Tour Driver I got here is equipped with a variable compression channel that produces increased, uniform ball speeds across the entire face and that its design ensures that even shots that do not hit the club’s center will go long distances. What I’m getting at is there’s a bunch about golf drivers that I didn’t realize, so I figured you must know something that I don’t that would help us in a bank robbery situation.

Wait, did you just call me “an idiot”? Frank, that’s really rude. Also, you’re going to have to speak up if you wanna be heard over all those sirens out there.

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