The top 100 golfers? They get ‘em for free. The middle five million? Not so much.

You can see the confidence in a professional golfer’s eyes. If their ball goes in the lake, who cares? Some guy will just throw out a new one. If a club bends, what does it matter? That rep by the clubhouse has a van full. The professional golfer doesn’t even have to sweat minor things like hats and shoes and ugly pants. One single phone call and all that junk will show up by the truckload.

But you, poor average run-of-the-mill golfer, you don’t have that luxury. You can’t spend hour after hour losing balls in the lake of a Par Nine until you have all the angles all figured out. You’ve got a power bill, and a car payment, and your kids are back in the clubhouse putting their gum on the bronze of Whitey Q. Inheritance, course founder. There’s no rep coming to help you scrape that off, no sirree. Oh, what you wouldn’t give for 24 cheap golf balls you could lose with impunity! What you wouldn’t give for a chance to better yourself!

Well, we heard your cries for help, and we made a few calls. So check out these 24 Nike Power Distance Series Recycled Golf Balls. They’re cheap and recycled, but still boast a long distance value grade, and that means you can finally burn off a few practice shots without opening your hand-painted collectible “Birds Of North America” set. Which, by the way, looks very nice on your mantelpiece!

24 Nike Power Distance Series Recycled Golf Balls means 24 chances to step up that game in places you might normally balk. We think with the extra practice these balls offer, you might find yourself moving up the rankings. Watch out, Mr. Three Million, Six Hundred And Twenty Eight Thousand, Four Hundred And Seventy Three! You’re just 24 balls away from the challenge of your life!

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