MILFer Nature
Hey, environment. Yeah, how you doing. You’re looking good these days, Environment. No, I mean it. Are we in Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see.
Environment, I hear you’re not being treated right. Maybe you need someone who can take care of you. Make you feel special. That’s why I got this Neuton CE 5.2 Battery-Powered Lawn Mower. See that? That battery means I don’t have to use any gas. That’s right. You can just sit back and let electricity do all the work.
Hey, when’s the last time someone told you how nice your forests were looking? Environment, that franken-food has you so worried you don’t even know what to do. When’s the last time you took a day just for you? You haven’t even had time to fix that bee problem yet. Hey, Environment, was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
See this, Environment? This is where the grass clippings go. I’ve been using the rear grass bag to clean up the mess, but you can also use the side discharge chute, or even install the mulch plug to leave the nutrients on your lawn. That’s my new plan, Environment. Nutrients. One person can make a difference, right?
This Neuton CE 5.2 Battery-Powered Lawn Mower sends out zero emissions. That’s less than opening a can of soda pop. Environment, I know you’re involved with an ecosystem already, but… listen, if you ever want to stop by the place, you know, just to get away from it… well, I know how to keep my mouth shut, you know? And I’m getting some good arms from all this yard work. So I guess it really is good for both of us, right? It’s real nice, thinking about something that’d be good for both of us.
Okay, you take care, Environment. I’m gonna get back to my Neuton CE 5.2 Battery-Powered Lawn Mower. Hope to see you soon. Hope to see you real soon.
Features
Warranty: 2 Year Neuton
Features:
- See it in action here
- Lightweight battery powered rotary mower
- Since it doesn't use gas or oil, it never needs a tune-up
- No need for power cord, or gasoline - 12 hour battery charge provides 45 to 60 minutes of run time
- Starts instantly every time with just a gentle squeeze of the handlebar.
- Quiet operation, don’t need hearing protection, and you won’t annoy your neighbors
- At only 48 pounds with the battery, the Neuton Mower is easy to push and manuever
- Easy to transport and store because there is no gas or oil to spill or dangerous fumes to avoid
- Cutting blade tip spins at nearly 16,000 ft/min., and creates air lift to make the grass blades stand up for a clean and even cut
- Easily adjustable - select from 6 different mowing heights with just one lever
- The only lawn mower in the world with an optional Trimmer/Edger Attachment.
- Comes with rear grass bag, mulching plug, and side discharge chute. You can decide what to do with the grass clippings
- 6 position cutting height lever with 14” cutting width
Specifications:
- Battery: 24-volt, 10-amp hour, sealed lead/acid type, with built-in carrying handle and charging receptacle
- Motor: 24-volt, 21-amp permanent magnet electric motor
- Run time: 45 to 60 minutes on a single charge (1/4 acre)
- Blade Tip Speed: 16,000 ft./min.
- Time to Charge Battery: 12 hours
- Grass Bagger Capacity : 1 Bushel
- Length with Bag : 48”
- Length without Bag : 30”
- Cutting Width : 14”
- Overall Width : 18”
- Max. Height (to handlebar): 38-1/2”
- Weight without Battery: 33 lbs.
- Weight with Battery: 48 lbs.
In the box:
- Neuton Mower
- Upper Handlebar Assembly
- Lower Handlebar with Connector Knobs
- Quick-Connect Knobs
- Battery
- Battery Charger
- Safety Key
- Bagger
- Side Discharge Chute
- Mulching Plug
- 36mm Wrench
Specs
Neuton CE 5.2 Battery-Powered Lawn MowerSpecs
Neuton CE 5.2 Battery-Powered Lawn MowerSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 59.000s
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