Optical Delusion
The mission’s been compromised. The rest of the team has been lost. It’s up to me, operative Devilwolf-11, to neutralize the target and destroy the enemy munitions store. I commando-crawl through the brush. I initiate the N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular. Perimeter scan reveals no presence of enemy guards. I remain under cover of shadow and advance toward -
“Josh? Josh! Is that you crawling around in the bushes? What are you doing out there in the dark?”
“Mom, I’m busy! I’m – I’m doing something! What do you want?”
“Are you gonna drive me to the Walgreen? I need to get my blood-pressure socks.”
“Yeah, yeah! I’ll be in in a minute.”
“Josh, they close at ten, Josh.”
“It’s only eight-thirty, Mom! Gimme a minute!”
Intelligence indicates enemy ordnance is stored in the garage. Odor of cordite corroborates intelligence. Small window offers view into garage. N-Vision Optics NVC3 unit engaged. Despite slight blur around edges, Generation 1 light-intensifier tube reveals presence of what appears to be a concealed intercontinental ballistic missile, disguised as a lawnmower. I push on the window to gain access -
“Josh! Your father needs help putting on his ointment! Josh?”
“I’ll be right in, Ma!”
“You know he can’t reach -”
“I said I’ll be right in!”
Enemy guard notices me, pursues. Enemy guard neutralized before alarm raised. I return my titanium-fiber garrote to my utility compartment. The NVC3’s high-pitched whine must have compromised my position. Perimeter scan indicates no further -
“Josh! Josh, where are you? Josh?”
“Jeez, Mom, shut off that floodlight! I’m right here! Bright light can break my N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular!”
“Your what? What are you doing? When are you going to come in? Your father’s itchy real bad. And I need my socks.”
“Right now, Mom.” (sigh) “Right now.”
N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular destroyed. Munitions dump intact. Mission failed. Entire Free World in peril.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year N-Vision
Features:
- Night vision monocular with first generation intensifier tube allows you to up to 650 feet in the dark
- Built in infrared illuminator allows you to see in total darkness
- 2x magnification with 22° field of view
- Operates on 1 CR123 battery (battery not included)
- Dimensions: 7.2” x 2.3” x 3.2” inches
- Weight: 16oz
In the box:
- N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision Monocular
- Padded Case
- Users Guide
Specs
N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision MonocularSpecs
N-Vision Optics NVC3 Night Vision MonocularSales Stats
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