Here’s the deal, pal: this is public transportation, so you’re going to have to deal with the public.

And it just so happens that some members of the public, like me, enjoy passing the 50 minute bus ride by watching DVDs of kidney operations on their Mustek Portable DVD Players. So if you find that so off-putting, well maybe you should find another seat. And if there are no other seats, well maybe you should open your mind a little bit.

You don’t have to be a doctor or a med student to see the beauty in a kidney operation. I’m not. I’m just a fan. Of kidneys. And this is the only time I actually get to see these things that do so much important work in the world. Look there’s one now on the 8.5” screen! Thanks little guy! I don’t care what anyone says, you regulated those electrolytes like a freakin’ champion!

Now do you get it, Mr. “I’m Going to Sit Next To You and Tell You You’re Gross”? Here. I’ll unplug my head-phones and turn on the built-in stereo speakers so we can experience this together!

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