boardroom > personals > missed connections
I saw you last Friday at the Sales Meeting. You were assisting Warren with his annual Sales report and, well, I don’t mean to be forward, but I found myself sweating. I was getting jealous, I think, and I’m not the jealous type. What you’re doing with a guy like that, I can’t begin to fathom.
It’s funny, but days later I’m still thinking about your sweet, luscious, ergonomic side grips and how I’d love to wrap my hands around them. I can’t concentrate knowing there’s a Wireless Multimedia Mobile presenter in the world like you, with those big responsive buttons sliding forward and back, controlling volume, controlling the cursor, controlling my soul. Your Digital Timer seemed to make the world stand still with its precision. Even from 100 feet away, I could tell we had a connection.
Swissgear Multimedia Wireless Mobile Presenter, won’t you point your laser pointer at my heart? I know you’re with another man right now, but maybe we can meet up for coffee and discuss the finer arts of PowerPoint. Maybe you have a sister? Email me if you’re interested.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Swissgear
Features:
- 100-Foot connectivity range
- Ergonomic side grips
- Storable Mini USB receiver
- Digital Timer
- Laser Pointer
- Slide Forward/Backward
- Cursor Control
- Volume Control
- Play/Pause
In the box:
- (1) Swissgear PV600 Multimedia Wirelss Mobile Presenter
Specs
Swissgear PV600 Multimedia Wireless Mobile PresenterSpecs
Swissgear PV600 Multimedia Wireless Mobile PresenterSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 0.779s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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