You were so excited about the new iPhone 3G S, you called in sick to wait all day in line for one. How were you to know that your boss would see you leaving?

Nice try with the story about how your kidney specialist works out of a Libby Lu, but you’re out a job. And right after dropping a wad on that phone, no less. You’ve really been looking forward to finally consummating the iPhone/Bluetooth relationship in glorious stereo. But you’re almost broke. How are you going to get the ‘phones now?

The same way you always get out of a jam: with a hand from your rich Uncle Woot. This Motorola S9 Bluetooth Stereo Headset will only set you back a few days’ worth of Spaghetti-O’s. It’s lightweight and discreet, has all the controls you need, and it’s really cheap. Even the most destitute former data-entry specialist can afford one.

This should work with any iPhone with the 3.0 OS. But if you’ve got a phoneless iPod, you’ll need an adapter. It’s sold separately. And we can’t help with that one. Get a job, you bum.

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