All right! Super Bowl Sunday! Set out the chips and dip and get some extra beer because we’re going ALL! THE! WAY! I’m pumped to see… what? Really? Why didn’t anyone tell me? You tried? My phone was in the other room? Aw, man, I wish I had a Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset!

The 130 hours of standby time would have let me keep the headset with me while I was making my blog post on how Tom Brady is faking it. I hear the back housing of the ergonomic earhook is improved, kinda like Lawrence Tynes did during the course of the NFC Championship game. Sorry, Green Bay fans. If I had a Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset I’d use the control over 3-way calling to tell you all how sorry I was. I wouldn’t even have to use the hold or the mute button to hide my laughter because I really would have meant it.

The advanced volume controls have orientation technology that makes sure they’ll always be on top. Miami could have used that big time. But hey, you can’t change the past. All you can do is look at the blue LED that notifies you when the headset is in use and think about your bets. Your non-refundable bets that were for today. And my bookie didn’t say anything. Now I know why he was smiling from ear to ear. And the Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset could have worked on both, since it’s designed for either ear.

Anyway I got all these chips and there’s some pizza in the oven and I got a cake. You want some cake? We could watch Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? if you want. That can get pretty intense especially since it takes an hour, which is exactly how long it takes the Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset to charge. Or there’s a 700 Club Telethon that goes right into figure skating! Hey, you gotta be a real athlete to pull off figure skating, you know! Yeah, okay, see you next week, then.

I guess I’ll just wait for The Simpsons to come on and wish I had a Motorola H500 Bluetooth Headset. At least nothing else can go… is that something burnin… AW NO MY PIZZAS

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