Each morning at midnight there’s a new thing up at Woot’s web site / And a dumb product description that tells me why I’ve got to buy it

And although I check it daily, it seems like usually
Whatever they’re selling, well, the thing’s just not for me

Oh, bongo, bongo, bongo not another Bluetooth dongle
Ai yi yi yi yi yi
Bingle, bangle, bongle I don’t need a Bluetooth dongle I refuse to buy
Don’t want no PC-cell-phone data transfer
That’s just no fun
So no matter how they coax me
I don’t want one

I read through the forum just to see if there was any hype
(The Woot forum? Wha’ hopp’n?)
I saw somebody say this thing could let you use your Bluetooth headset with Skype
Or, if you’re into gaming, as a Bluetooth gaming mic
But, man, it’s been years since any game came out I like

Oh, bongo, bongo, bongo not another Bluetooth dongle
Ai yi yi yi yi yi
Bingle, bangle, bongle I don’t need a Bluetooth dongle I refuse to buy
Don’t want to back up all my cell phone contacts
On my PC
So no matter what the price is
It’s not for me

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