This is a soccer ball. You use it to play soccer. It literally could not be easier.

And, yes, we’re absolutely using literally correctly here. There is no way anything could be simpler than a ball. If you have trouble understanding what a ball is, we have nothing to tell you. Nothing at all. Just hand over your money and pray that someone will take pity on you and feed you, because if you can’t figure out a ball, you sure aren’t gonna understand a fork. How did you even get online? Oh, right, AOL.

If you want to get a size 5 soccer ball to play soccer with, here you go. But if you have any question at all about how this soccer ball is supposed to be used, please, post it in the forums. That way, everyone else can ridicule you too.

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