Cheating on your spouse. Robbing a casino. Dressing up as Hank Pym and slapping Gail Simone in the mouth. Sure, it’s fun to do the wrong thing, and there’s that thrill of getting away with it, but what if you’re the sort of person who prefers to keep to the side of the angels?

This refurbished brown Microsoft Zune is the way to play it. Of course, it has 30GB of space, handling pictures, music or video. But unlike those iThings, the Zune has the ability to share anything with other Zunes within the wireless range. Even the most straight-laced button-down Mormon can enjoy a taste of the dangerous side of Internet Piracy. But there’s no danger, because let’s face it, Microsoft is having enough legal trouble lately. Any music you send can last for three listens or three days, and then you’ve got a chance to buy it on the Zune Marketplace. Pictures can stay around forever!

Still too dangerous? The Zune lets you turn this feature off. Be like my mom, who thinks ketchup is too spicy! You’ll still get your music, pictures and video all to yourself.

3” LCD Color display, USB 2.0, and it handles MP3, WMA and ACC audio formats, as well as boasting a built-in fm tuner with RBDS Broadcast Signal to show you artist and title. You don’t have to do the wrong thing to have fun. Just grab a Zune!

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