Do you have a moment to help us with a survey?

1) Are you an X-Box owner?

a) Yes! Oh my God! It’s like you’ve always known me!
b) No, and thanks for pointing that out. You jerkface.

If you answered b to this question STOP HERE. Thank you for your participation.

2) Do you like to watch HD-DVDs?

a) Yes! YES! Oh, how I’ve longed for somebody to say all the right things they way you do!
b) Oh. My. God. No. Why would I want to do that? The only good movies are drawn in Japan by underground studios you’ve never even heard of.

If you answered b to this question STOP HERE. Thank you for your participation.

3) Would you ever like to watch HD-DVDs on your X-Box?

a) Yes! Are you single? Tell me you’re single. In fact, I don’t even care if you’re married. We have this connection I can’t walk away from now. Yes. Anything you ask me, the answer is yes.
b) No. Why would I do that? I’ve got to say, maybe this was all a mistake.

If you answered b to this question STOP HERE. Thank you for your participation.

4) Are you the sort of person that would enjoy buying a refurbished Microsoft X-Box 360 HD-DVD Player online?

a) Yes. I’ve told my family I’m done with them. My life is now focused on you. I don’t need anything but you and a Microsoft X-Box 360 HD-DVD Player. I’ll order as many as you can give me. Please. Please, I’m begging you. Don’t let this magic dissolve. You know me so well. Yes. Yes. Yes.
b) No. I don’t really think this working out as well as I’d hoped, tell you the truth. Maybe I should just move on.

If you answered b to this question STOP HERE. Thank you for your participation.

5) Do you see that big “I Want One” button over there?

a) I’ve clicked it. I’ve already clicked it. I want to please you like no one else ever has. Love me. I’m yours. No one has ever understood me like this. Yes. Yes. Yes.
b) Oh. Oh, I feel so stupid. Oh, I gave up everything for this. Everything. Oh, God, what have I done?

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