Now all you need is a fetching bag for your laptop and you’ll be all set for date night.

The dinner was fantastic. The conversation even better. Now, while the two of you share a late-night cup of joe at the local coffee house, it’s time to get down to brass tacks.

Your date will be a little confused when you pull your laptop out of your stylish Microsoft Ladies Tote Laptop Bag. Just giggle and ask him to be a gentlemen and freshen up your drink. While he’s gone, google google the heck out of him. Explore all the photos from his buddy’s bachelor party of him dancing with strippers on the “shower stage” that were posted to his Facebook account. Read up on how confident he is that he’s “going to score” tonight on his Twitter profile page. Be horrified when you find his blog entitled “The Secret Fire: The Erotic Man’s Guide To Herpes.”

When he gets back with your drink, thank him. It’s a free coffee, after all. As you pack up your laptop in the roomy main compartment, tell him you just want to put your bag back in your car. The moment you pass through the door of the coffee shop, run.

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