Strange Bedfellows
"Wha - aw, jeez, Stammy, what are you doing ringing my doorbell at three in the morning? I was asleep upstairs."
"Bram, I have to tell you something, and it can't wait any longer: Your mattress and I are in love."
"Am I still asleep?"
"No, Bram, you're not dreaming. This is real. My feelings are real. I won't stand idle while a beautiful thing passes me by. I am in love with your mattress and I'd like to ask for its hand in marriage."
"Stam, you can't marry my mattress. You can't marry my mattress for all kinds of reasons."
"Well, I'd really prefer you carefully consider things before you give me an answer. You're dealing with my emotions here. My heart is in your hands."
"Let's confront the easiest obstacle first, Stammy. If you marry my mattress, where will I sleep?"
"Where what now?"
"Where will I sleep?"
"Did I just hear you right? You're sleeping with your mattress?!"
"In a manner of speaking, I guess."
"You … you … you VILE CUR! You DISGUSTING SCUMBAG!"
"But - "
"I'm calling the authorities."
Features
Achieve a deeper and more peaceful sleep with the 12-inch Gel Memory Foam Mattress with cover. This exceptional sleep system combines next-generation cooling Gel Memory Foam along with a middle layer of air channel foam on a sturdy, polyurethane base. It easily sculpts to your body, is naturally cooling and helps reduce common sleep problems. This mattress will alleviate the uncomfortable pressure-points felt in most innerspring mattresses. Mattress never needs turning and can be used with any existing box springs or platform bed.
- 12" Gel Memory Foam Mattress with luxurious jacquard cover with corded edge
- Gel Memory Foam is the latest in sleep technology, is naturally cooling and adds comfortable support
- Features a 3" Top Layer of Open Cell Memory Foam with infused gel
- 2" Air Channel layer for increased air flow
- 7" Supportive base foam
- Removable cover with zippered closure adds extra comfort for a more restful night's sleep, machine washable for easy care
- Mattress can be used with existing box spring or platform bed.
- Mattress disperses body weight, and reduces pressure points that can disrupt sleep
- Meets all flammability standards
- Meets all the requirements of the federally mandated regulations regulated by the Consumer Products Safety Commission, Part 16, CFR 1632 and 1633
- Memory foam is resistant to dust mites and is naturally antimicrobial
- Memory foam mattress is made in the USA, cover is made in China
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 15 Years Woot
Specs
How to Un-Pack Your Mattress |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100 percent in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
Specifications | |
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Twin: | 38" x 75" x 12" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 12" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 12" |
King: |
76" x 80" x 12" |
Cal King: |
72" x 84" x 12" |
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In the Box:
- (1) Luxury Gel 12" Gel Memory Foam Mattress
Specs
How to Un-Pack Your Mattress |
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Mattress comes delivered vacuum sealed to 1/3 the size of the mattress. Carefully cut the outer fiberglass and plastic to unravel the mattress. The mattress should be opened in an open space where it will be able to fully expand and free from any moisture. The mattress will return to 100 percent in 72 hours. No assembly required. |
Specifications | |
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Twin: | 38" x 75" x 12" |
Full: | 54" x 75" x 12" |
Queen: | 60" x 80" x 12" |
King: |
76" x 80" x 12" |
Cal King: |
72" x 84" x 12" |
Density: |
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Materials: |
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Care: |
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Made in: |
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In the Box:
- (1) Luxury Gel 12" Gel Memory Foam Mattress
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 54.119s
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