All those times your clan buddies told you to “get a sac”? Here’s your chance!

I think we know exactly what “666Suck420Snoop” meant when he said “Your sac is too wussy” and then shot your character in the head. He was worried that you weren’t sitting comfortably enough in your chair or cheap bean bag! A LoveSac GamerSac KhakiSac is filled with shredded Durafoam, so it stays firm while still moving to accept your weight. It’ll be like you’re floating, maybe! I don’t really know for sure because we haven’t tested ours. Yeah, I got banned. It wasn’t really my fault, they just said “666Suck420Snoop” violated the terms of conduct and I’d have to change that. Stupid mods, right? I’d like to hit them with a LoveSac GamerSac KhakiSac, knock some of the snooty right out of their smug faces.

Anyway, I know for sure that this thing is about 2.5 inches high and 3 inches in diameter. How do I know that? Let’s just say that information wants to be free. Which is something those jerkface mods won’t EVER understand.

You want to see the tag I used before they banned it? It’s even anatomically correct!

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