Okay, guys, the Logitech G5 Laser Gaming Mouse: Battlefield 2142 Edition is a mouse painted to look like a very specific video game. In the description it actually mentions the Polytetrafluoroethylene feet. Wonderful as those are, you all know what this means we’re asking of you here.

That’s right. You’re the wingman.

Look, we’re gonna make it up to you later. And it’s not like the Logitech G5 Laser Gaming Mouse: Battlefield 2142 Edition doesn’t have a full speed USB and a 2000 dpi laser engine. You know we wouldn’t sell you out totally. And hey, check that adjustable weight cartridge to change the weight and balance, are we right? If you want to brag about that tomorrow night you know we’ve got your back. And the feet, seriously, we were joking about them before but those are some really solid and well balanced feet! You could win some levels with feet like that! Really, it’s just one little click. All we ask is one little click and the Logitech G5 Laser Gaming Mouse: Battlefield 2142 Edition is outta the way of the prize. At least it ain’t that damn watch again, right?

Next time, we swear, we will totally set you up big time. But be a dude tonight, bro. Be a dude.

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