Right-on revolutionary greetings to the brothers and sisters who've gathered here today! We're fired up and we can't take no more! I want to ask you something, brothers and sisters: is your desk oppressed by a mess of wire? Are your keyboard and mouse locked into bondage, chained to your PC by bonds of plastic and metal? Are you tired of being dominated, degraded, and downtrodden by the parasitic cables choking the life out of your workstation? I wanna hear you say yeah!

I'm here to tell you: there's a way out. Like Moses led the sufferers out of Pharoah's clutches, so today the Logitech Cordless Desktop stands as a shining beacon to a promised land of unfettered keyboarding and mousing. The cordless keyboard brings you programmable F-keys and one-touch media controls. The 800-dpi cordless laser mouse gives us control over more than just our pointing and clicking - it gives us control over our own lives! Can you dig it, brothers and sisters? Liberation is there for the taking - all we need is the courage to grasp it and an open USB or PS/2 port.

The great only appear great because we are on our knees. Let us rise, brothers and sisters, rise as one and seize the historic destiny that is rightfully ours! Shout out the truth, brothers and sisters, shout it so loud our voices will never again be denied: Wire slavery never! Logitech Cordless Desktop forever!

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