During the recent woot-off, the forums were abuzz with complaints about our copy writing team. Always sensitive to the needs of our stupid valued customers, we at Woot have decided to add a new member to our staff. Please welcome, a Greek Chorus.

We feel a Greek Chorus will serve to make our faults clear as we attempt to bring you the finest products the world has to offer. Like today’s LG Electronics MSP-100 Portable Stereo Speaker 2 Pack.

Well, you can’t please everyone. But the LG Electronics MSP-100 Portable Stereo Speaker 2 Pack sure comes close. They’re small and easy to carry, and they’ll work with anything that takes a 2.5mm or 3.5mm mini jack. That means MP3 players, cellphones, CD players, radios, you name it!

But how else will people know that these speakers have a 36mm diameter and sound really good, given the size? Can I at least tell them about the 500mAh Li-ion rechargeable battery? That’s not poor salesmanship, is it?

I guess that’s a good point. Maybe I’ll just mention the 3 foot 2.5mm audio cable and the additional 3 foot 2.5mm to 3.5mm audio cable. Or the included Power Charger and pouch.

Greek Chorus, I don’t think that’s fair.

What?

I’m starting to think that a Greek Chorus can’t deliver anything but bad news.

This LG Electronics MSP-100 Portable Stereo Speaker 2 Pack is a great deal, everyone. Sorry about the… you know.

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