Ah, memories, the mud from which we build the of adobe huts of our lives. Like the time your city councilman skipped out on a key budget vote to meet a freelance vendor of contraband pharmaceuticals at a nearby motel. Or the strange trip your neighbor took to Thailand right before his divorce. Or those magical nights when the owner of your a chain of local gas stations pumps water into his underground fuel tanks.

The camera and printer included in this bundle give you everything you need to capture these precious moments and turn them into a robust revenue stream (well, everything except a computer, some paper, and a complete lack of judgment and scruples). The Vivitar 5110 5MP digital camera features 4x digital zoom, a 1.5” color LCD screen, and 14MB of internal memory storage. No, it might not be the best model on the market, but its shots are crisp enough to say “Don’t insult my intelligence, Mr. Councilman – that’s clearly you.”

The Lexmark Z735 Photo Printer delivers hi-def color prints at up to 4800 dpi. And it’ll crank out print after borderless, 4” x 6” print without breaking a metaphorical or literal sweat, so you’ll have one copy to send, one to put in the vault, and one to put in a stamped envelope addressed to the local paper, just in case anything should happen to you.

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