E-Theft For Dummies
"Whoa, what's going on in your den?"
*SLAM*
"Don't look in there! That's…secret."
"It looked, upon brief inspection, like a dozen Lenovo ThinkPad Edge laptops strung together with copper wire."
"Blast! Well, the cat's out of the bag so I might as well tell you. I have created a supercomputer that is going to let me pull off the greatest electronic bank heist in history!"
"Oh wow, I had no idea you were a hacker."
"I'm not, but I don't need to be with these babies. Each one has an AMD Turion dual-core processor. So together that's a 24-core processor!"
"I see, and how is that going to help you rob the world's banks?"
"I have the most powerful computer in the land, that's how! And don't even ask me how I'm going to store all the money once I get it…"
"Sigh. How are you going to store all the money once you get it?"
"In the 6 terabytes of total hard drive space (250GB per computer)!"
"I don't think you will need that much space for 'more' money. In fact, I don't think you understand how computers work at all."
"I sure don't."
Features
- Get reliable performance from the AMD Turion II P560 dual-core processor
- The 15.6” LED-backlit display and 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
- 2GB DDR3 memory – For multitasking power, expandable to 8GB
- 250GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
- Supermulti DVD±RW drive – watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
- Windows® 7 Home Premium makes the things you do every day easier and with Office Starter 2010, experience new ways to deliver your best work! Buy Microsoft® Office 2010 to activate a full-featured Office suite preloaded on this PC
- Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
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Warranty: 1 Year Lenovo
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Processor: | AMD Turion II P560 (2.5GHz) |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 15.6" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | LED-backlit HD Display |
Graphics: | Radeon HD 4250 (Up to 256MB) |
Memory: | 2GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB) |
Hard Drive: | 250GB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | DVD+RW |
Network: | Gigabit LAN |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Card Reader: | 7-in-1 Multimedia Card Reader (SD, SDHC, MS, MS-Pro, MMC, xD) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Webcam: | 2.0MP Low Light Sensitive |
Keyboard: | 6-Row, Spill-Resistant |
Pointing Device: | UltraNav 2 Button Touchpad with TrackPoint |
I/O Ports: | |
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HDMI: | 1 |
eSATA+USB 2.0: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
34mm Express Card Slot: | 1 |
Headphone/Mic Combo: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
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Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
Dimensions: | |
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15"(W) x 1.5"(H) x 9.75"(D) |
Weight: | |
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5.67 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo ThinkPad Edge 0302A22 15.6” Laptop
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Processor: | AMD Turion II P560 (2.5GHz) |
Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
Screen Size: | 15.6" |
Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
Display Type: | LED-backlit HD Display |
Graphics: | Radeon HD 4250 (Up to 256MB) |
Memory: | 2GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB) |
Hard Drive: | 250GB SATA (5400rpm) |
Optical Drive: | DVD+RW |
Network: | Gigabit LAN |
Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
Card Reader: | 7-in-1 Multimedia Card Reader (SD, SDHC, MS, MS-Pro, MMC, xD) |
Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
Webcam: | 2.0MP Low Light Sensitive |
Keyboard: | 6-Row, Spill-Resistant |
Pointing Device: | UltraNav 2 Button Touchpad with TrackPoint |
I/O Ports: | |
---|---|
HDMI: | 1 |
eSATA+USB 2.0: | 1 |
USB 2.0: | 2 |
VGA: | 1 |
RJ-45: | 1 |
34mm Express Card Slot: | 1 |
Headphone/Mic Combo: | 1 |
Operating System: | |
---|---|
Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
Dimensions: | |
---|---|
15"(W) x 1.5"(H) x 9.75"(D) |
Weight: | |
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5.67 lbs |
In the box:
- Lenovo ThinkPad Edge 0302A22 15.6” Laptop
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 43.112s
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