They come a-runnin’ just as fast as they cansa, ‘cause every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed mansa.

So we sold you a Sansa E200 or C200 series media player. And up until now, life with your Sansa has been pure bliss, nothing but peace and satisfaction every minute of every hour of every day. You’ve known nothing but perfect, innocent happiness.

Well, today we scuttle all that.

Today’s the day we play the serpent, slithering into your little media-player Eden to give you the knowledge that changes your Sansa’s existence forever.

“Dude,” we hiss softly into your ear, “your media player is totally naked.”

I know, right? You never noticed it before. But now it fills you with shame. No sweat, though—we’re here for you.

Now you can choose from an array of accessories containing everything a modern media-player-about-town needs to keep up appearances.

First, you’ve got your leather Vizor case, with secure flip cover and handy clip—it’s custom fitted to flatter the Sansa’s comely chassis, and might keep you from losing it. (If you do lose it, though, don’t worry too much. We’ll almost certainly be able to sell you another one.)

Second, you’ve got your polycarbonate hardshell case, for wild nights out—its chrome-mirrored faceplate goes see-through when your Sansa’s screen lights up! Futuristic! James Bondian!

Third, there's the armband, good for both convenient mobile Sansaing and for making your 'ceps look totally ripped in that primal Frazetta kind of way. Think of it as a garter for your arm. Sexy with a capital sex.

And finally, you’ve got your Belkin charging kit for juicing up your Sansa wherever your wild, crazy, high-living, hard-partying lifestyle finds you. It’ll charge your player from a wall outlet, a car’s cigarette lighter port, or a USB hub on your computer.

With these accessories, your E200 or C200 series media player will be totally decked out. It’ll be the envy of less snazzily-appointed Sansas everywhere. You and it will be at the center of a whirlwind of jealousy. Sweet, right?

Only drawback: You’re going to have to move out of the garden. Pleasure doin’ bussssinessss with ya!

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