Weather or Not

Weatherpeople. Pfft. You ask me, they’re all a bunch of crooks. I don’t want anything to do with ‘em. You know that heavyset gal who reads the weather on channel 7? So I see her having lunch at Old Country Buffet, right? She gets up and goes to refill her cup of coffee. As soon as she sits back down, she opens up her big purse and takes out one of those travel mugs. You won’t believe this, but then she pours the coffee into the travel mug. Then she goes and does it again! At a buffet place, even! Jeez, lady – why don’t you just wheel in a shopping cart and take whatever you need?

And then there’s the balding fella with the upturned nose on channel 3. I never have liked him. He just seems shifty to me. Plus, he pretty much ruined our VFW picnic, saying that the weather would be fine, seventy degrees, not a cloud in the sky. Then the day comes, and of course, here comes hail with freezing rain. Naturally, we hadn’t made any plans to move it inside. That jerk. How much did those American Legion goons pay you, pignose?

That’s why I’ve sworn off the whole lot of ‘em. I’ll take my LaCrosse Technology Weather Station, thank you very much. What do I need some puffed-up weathergal for, when it tells me the temperature and humidity inside and out, what do I need some blow-dried weathergal for? To tell me it’s two degrees warmer in Chester Heights than in Chester Hills? This weather station also records the barometric pressure for the last thirty hours and displays storm warnings, which is all those so-called “meteorologists” are good for anyway. If you had all day, I’d tell you about its fifty other functions, from moon phases to sunrise and sunset times to the radio-controlled atomic clock, accurate to within one second per year. And not only is its oak-finished wood and black casing just as handsome as that redheaded guy on channel 10, you’ll never catch the LaCrosse Technology Weather Station walking into a strip club or driving around with expired plates.

Features

Warranty: One year

Features:

Clock sets automatically to WWVB radio signal (manual setting is also possible).
User-selectable 12- or 24-hour time. Hour and minutes are separated by a flashing colon (:) that indicates seconds.
Calendar display (month and date).
Alarm setting with snooze function.
Calculates and displays sunrise and sunset times plus moonrise and moonset times for any of 250 selectable North American cities.
Daily sunlight duration for the selected city can be displayed as an alternative to sunrise/sunset times.
12 moon phases are displayed throughout each month.
All temperature indications are selectable for either °F or °C.
Display of current indoor temperature and relative humidity with minimum and maximum recordings.
Indoor comfort-level icon (smiling or sad face).
Three weather-forecasting icons.
Barometric pressure tendency indicators.
Storm warning and alarm.
Outdoor temperature alarm (independently settable for each remote sensor in use).
Graphic display of air pressure history for the past 30 hours
Display of absolute or relative air pressure in hPa or inHg, with calibration facility for relative air pressure
Display of air pressure tendency for the past 2 hours
Display of current outdoor temperature (in either °F or °C) and relative humidity with minimum and maximum recordings for each remote sensor in use.
Can receive and display information from up to three outdoor/remote transmitters (one TX4U thermo-hygro included; additional transmitters are optional and sold separately).
LCD display contrast selectable for 8 different levels.
Low-battery indication.
Station is powered by three AA (1.5V) alkaline batteries (not included).
Remote transmitter (TX4U) is powered by two AA (1.5V) alkaline batteries (not included).
Station has an integral foldout stand for table/desk/shelf placement; can also be wall-mounted.
Remote transmitter is wall-mount only.

Station Dimensions:

7.48 inches (19.0cm) wide
10.12 inches (25.7cm) high
0.86 inch (2.2cm) deep

Station Specifications:

Radio-controlled time signal: WWVB (60 kHz) from Fort Collins, Colorado
Recommended indoor operating temperature for station: 32° to 122°F (0° to 50°C)
LCD contrast: 8 user-selectable levels (1 through 8)
Sunrise/sunset, moonrise/moonset, and moon phase dates available: January 1, 2000 through December 31, 2099
Indoor temperature measuring range: 14.2° to 139.8°F with 0.2°F resolution
Outdoor temperature measuring range: -21.8° to 156.2°F with 0.2°F resolution
Indoor and outdoor relative humidity range: 20% to 95% with 1% resolution
Absolute: 20.67 to 32.46 inHg (700 to 1099 hPa)
Relative (adjustable): 28.60 to 30.45 inHg (960 to 1040 hPa)
Sensitivity setting: 0.06, 0.09, or 0.12 inHg (2, 3, or 4 hPa)
Storm warning (pressure drop) setting: 0.09 to 0.27 inHg in 0.03 inHg increments (3 to 9 hPa in 1 hPa increments)
Air pressure history: for the past 30 hours at -30, -24, -18, -12, -9, -6, -3, -1, and 0 hours
Indoor temperature: every 15 seconds
Indoor relative humidity: every 20 seconds
Outdoor temperature: every 5 minutes
Outdoor relative humidity: every 5 minutes
Outdoor temperature: every 1 minute
Outdoor humidity: every 1 minute

Specs

LaCrosse Technology Weather Station with Storm Warning Indicator and Atomic Clock WS-8025OAK

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