Two keyboards? Two mice? Have we lost our ever-wooting minds? That’s weird! That’s bizarre! That’s downright unnatural…unless you’re one of the 24% of Americans who have more than one computer in the home. Or one of the 2% of Americans who are obsessive-compulsive, and you want to throw your contaminated peripherals away every few weeks to thwart the murderous germs from killing you like they killed Howard Hughes. Or one of the 68% of Americans who believe every statistic they read.

Whatever. It’s your business what you would do with two Labtec Wireless Keyboard & Optical Mouse combo sets. We don’t care what dirty deeds go on behind your closed doors. We’re not here to pry. We’re not here to pass judgment.

All we’ll say is, if you’ve decided that a two-keyboard, two-mouse lifestyle is right for you, we know where you can get them. Cheap. The whisper-quiet, easy-keying Labtec Wireless Keyboard adds fifteen customizable keyboard controls to the usual array of keys, suitable for controlling music and video playback. We’ve never met anybody who actually uses the hyped-up media buttons on his or her keyboard, but we’re sure there must be a few of you weirdos out there. The Labtec Optical Mouse is equally adequate, with 800-dpi optical technology for smooth, precise scrolling, blah blah blah. Nostalgic PS/2 enthusiasts, rejoice! That USB nonsense doesn’t fly with this old-fashioned couple.

So talk it over with your physician and/or clergyman. Do a little quiet, soul-searching reflection. And when you finally accept the fact that, yes, you are the kind of person who needs two Labtec Wireless Keyboard & Optical Mouse sets and you don’t care who knows it, we’ll be here for you. Until midnight tonight, anyway.

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