Aren’t you due for a new keyboard? The smears of a hundred thousand greasy fingerfalls adorn yours. The atomized remnants of hundreds of non-nutritious meals have settled between the keys. You eat over it, you sneeze over it, and we shan’t even discuss your somewhat less-than-hygienic after-hours web browsing habits. Let’s just say that every once in a while, you ought to replace the parts of your computer that come into contact with your repulsive body.

You’re in luck, Pearl Buck: this Labtec Wireless Desktop Keyboard and Optical Mouse can give you the fresh start you need. The keyboard’s got all the specialty controls you want (audio volume, one-touch browser launch, etc.), and the cordless mouse lets you works smoothly almost any surface. It’s all wireless, so fret not at messing up your desk’s narrow workspace, but sit blithe and happy.

Best of all, it’s as cheap as the affections of a cold, wet puppy. At this price, you could even consider it your disposable, sanitary desktop. But it wouldn’t be very Earth-conscious of you. So don’t.