SCIENCE OR SORCERY?
“Hello, and welcome to another exciting episode of SCIENCE OR SORCERY? I’m your host, Professor Merle Ganun. And just let me clarify, in accordance with the stipulations set forth in the formal letter of censure sent to me by the FCC, that although I hold no degrees from any accredited institute of learning, ‘Professor’ is, in fact, my legal first name, as of late 2010.
“This week, as always, we’re going to be examining another curious contraption or phenomenon brought to our attention by one of our viewers—and determining whether it’s explicable in purely natural or technological terms, or whether it was birthed from the infernal loins of occultism. Let’s meet this week’s guest!”
“MERLE, TODAY’S FIRST GUEST IS TAD BOWERS, A TEMPORARY OFFICE WORKER FROM BAD AXE, MICHIGAN.”
“Welcome to the show, Tad! It’s a pleasure to have you. What did you bring for us to take a look at on SCIENCE OR SORCERY?”
“Well sir, this is a thing from the office where I’m currently working at this time. It’s a Kodak wireless all-in-one printer machine.”
“You don’t say! Well, that certainly is a most impressive piece of equipment. Gene, bring the camera in close, here, would you? Give the people at home a good look at this thing. Yes, that is a handsome piece of hardware. What’s it do?”
“I’ll show you. For starters, you can use the free Kodak Pic Flick App to get it to print photos wirelessly from your iPhone or iPod Touch, like so.”
“WHAT DEVILRY AND WICKEDNESS BE AFOOT!?”
“Beg your pardon?”
“THIS ACCURSED HELL-BOX HAS BELCHED FORTH AN IMAGE OF SOME CANINE DEMON, SUMMONED AS IF FROM THE VERY AETHER!”
“What, this? Naw, that ain’t nothin’, it’s only a picture of my dog, Big Clyde. It was on my phone. I just printed it as an examp-”
“NO CONDUITS CONNECT YOUR ‘PHONE,’ SIR, TO THIS EVIL CONTRAPTION!”
“Uh, no, that’s right. It uses a built-in wireless connection. It was super-duper simple to set up, too. Basically it just connects itself to whatever wireless network you’ve already got running at your home or in the office, or…”
“SPEAKETH NOT TO ME OF SUCH MALEFICENT MAJICKS, CONJURER!”
“Mr. Professor Ganun, I feel like you haven’t—”
“BACK TO THE STINKING REALM WHENCE YOU SLITHERED, TRICKSTER! I WANT NO PART OF YOUR FIENDISH MACHINATIONS!”
“You don’t even want to see the scanner feature?”
“BACK, BACK, I SAY! I CAST YOU OUT!”
“But I lugged this thing all the way fr—”
“I CAST YOU BACK INTO THE YAWNING DEPTHS OF HADES, YE TROLL! GET THEE OUT, AND BESMIRCH THE HUMAN PLANE NO LONGER! TURN! TURN AND CRAWL BACK INTO THE FETID CARRION PIT FROM — oh, look at that! We’re all out of time. I want to thank this week’s guest, the Execrable Beast Which Some Call Tad. Great of you to be here! Viewers, be sure to join us again next time, when a schoolgirl from Pennsylvania will show us a volcano she created with baking soda and vinegar! Sounds like witchery to me! If it is, you can bet we’ll find out: on SCIENCE OR SORCERY?”
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Features
Warranty: 1 Year Kodak
Condition: New
Features:
- All-in-one printer prints, copies, scans and faxes via phone line and PC for convenience
- The Kodak Pic Flick App is a free application for your iPhone or iPod touch device that allows you to effortlessly print stored pictures wirelessly. Also available for Blackberry and Android 2.2
- Intuitive control panel gives you quick and easy access to tasks you use the most
- Extremely simplified Wi-Fi setup - effortlessly connect to wireless networks at home or at the office
- View and print photos with or without a computer using the 2.4-inch 9600 dpi color display
- Copies up to 27 cpm in black, up to 26 cpm in color
- Flatbed scanner with 24-bit color plus a scan resolution up to 2400 dpi optical to reproduce exact colors and large documents
- Convert scanned documents to editable text eliminating the need to type documents over
- Built-in memory card slots support CompactFlash I/II, Secure Digital, Secure Digital High Capacity, MultiMediaCard, xD-Picture Card, Memory Stick and Memory Stick PRO formats
- Fax in as fast as 3 seconds per page (stores up to 60 phone numbers; 100-page memory)
- Access printable templates with just a touch - designs include graph paper, line paper, wide ruled paper, tic-tac-toe, to-do list, grocery list, and sheet music (portrait and landscape)
- Save on average $110/year on ink with this printer
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Print Resolution: | 9600 optimized DPI for high-resolution color photo printing / 1200 × 1200 DPI for highest monochrome text resolution |
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Paper Capacity: | Two paper trays—includes auto-engaging photo paper tray which holds 40 sheets of photo paper and a general purpose document tray which holds a maximum of 100 sheets (20 lbs) |
Smartphone Printing: | Print photos in multiple sizes directly from your iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, Android or Blackberry device with the Kodak Pic Flick App |
Supported Memory Card Formats: | Print and view without a computer using memory card slots - SD, SDHC, CF, CFII, MMC, MS, MS PRO, xD |
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Display: | 2.4" LCD (color) |
Power Consumption: | ENERGY STAR® certified |
Dimensions: | 17.5"(W) x 16.75"(H) x 9.38"(D) |
Weight: | 19.8 lbs |
In the box:
- Kodak ESP 9250 Wireless All-in-One Printer
- 5-Ink Color Cartridge
- Black Ink Cartridge
- AC Adapter
- Fax Cable Cord
- All-in-One Printer Software CD
- Startup Guide
Specs
Kodak ESP 9250 Wireless All-in-One Printer, Scanner, Copier, Fax – Print wirelessly from iPad/iPodSpecs
Kodak ESP 9250 Wireless All-in-One Printer, Scanner, Copier, Fax – Print wirelessly from iPad/iPodSales Stats
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