‘Ey, thank you for that wonderful introduction. It’s terrific to be here and share this very special day with the graduates of the class of 2008. You know, when I think about the future ahead of you, I’m reminded of a moment back when I was on the cast of Taxi. I was sitting around with Chris and Danny, waiting to go into makeup, and I was talking about how much easier acting was than boxing. Then Andy walks in and says to me, “Tony,” he says, “Boxing is easy. Comedy is hard. But wrestling women and your inner demons at the same time, that’s the hardest of all. Heil Hitler!” Ah, we had some good times on that show.

But hey, I’m not here to talk about me, right? I’m here to talk about you. Your dreams. Your hopes. Your future. Who’s the boss? You’re the boss. And as you collect that diploma today, I urge each and every one of you to stride proudly forward through life alongside the Kodak SV710 EasyShare 7” Digital Picture Frame. Made by the first name in photography, it’s a smart, intuitive way to view your pictures and videos, either from a memory card or directly from your digital camera. You can set the mood for your slideshows by playing MP3s through the built-in speakers. And get this: it even comes with a remote control – hey, hey, please, stop the booing. Let me finish here, huh?

No, look, there’s no need for security to get involved. Seriously, guys, just let me finish my – hey, hey I’m just trying to make a living! I was invited here to speak and I’m not going to give up this microphone until I’m – hey, careful! For the Kodak SV710 EasyShare 7” Digital Picture Frame, I’m Tony Da- MMMPHHH!

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