When you hear “infinite baffle” you normally would start looking around for Grant Morrison. Too bad he’s busy not being as good as the Skrulls. No, really, Grant, we’re so glad you found Alan Moore’s old pitch to kill the universe. But this is the twenty-first century, remember? We’re past that. Nowadays we’re more into the Klipsch RCR-3 In-Ceiling Loudspeaker Pair.

See, unlike killing off superheroes for the hell of it, the Klipsch RCR-3 In-Ceiling Loudspeaker Pair tries to make life better and more fun. It’s got a high frequency horn and a 6.5” woofer and a 1” titanium dome tweeter and it goes, well, in the ceiling. And that makes it a home improvement that might actually increase the value of the home. As opposed to, say, tearing out the kitchen and trying to pretend that it is a natural progression of the storyline if one assumes that the floor plan is taking place in the real world.

But, hey, you have your fun knocking over the sandcastles, and we’ll check the wiki when you’re all done to see who lived and who died. Until then, we’ll enjoy our Klipsch RCR-3 In-Ceiling Loudspeaker Pair and look forward to the brave young fellow who’ll be coming next. I’m sure he’ll bring some great changes to the world you leave behind once he notices it doesn’t match the comics he grew up with. Maybe he’ll even start with Animal Man!

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