Where’s the next leap?

Al? What’s wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?

“Sam, I gotta tell you something. I gotta come clean, pal. I’m so sorry.”

What? What is it?

“You’re not really leaping into other people’s bodies and setting things right. I’m not really a hologram of your astronaut best friend and you didn’t actually create this weird time travel device.”

Al, what’s going on? What’s wrong with you? Why are you saying this?

“The truth is you’re just a homeless guy who likes to get blind drunk and wake up in strange places.”

That can’t be true. If that’s true why are you here?

“To be honest, I started showing up around here because you’re pretty hilarious when you’re stumbling around ranting about the Vietnam war and how you’re a little girl in a dress.”

I don’t believe you. What about Ziggy, then? How do you explain that?

“Yeah, that’s just a Kitrics Digital Nutrition Label Scale. I pound on it once in awhile when you start asking me questions. It can monitor your calorie intake, but it’s not going to “assist” you with any “missions.””

I feel so betrayed!

“Don’t worry. We’ve had this conversation six times and you’ve yet to remember. Here, have some more “leap juice.”

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