People are always telling me I’m a little too obsessed with knives, but what do “therapists” and “doctors” know?

Personally, I don’t know what they’re talking about. Lots of people like knives. A fine set of knives is something everyone needs in their life. Take this Kai Tan Ren 9-Piece Knife Block Set, for example. Not only is it a very fetching looking collection of knives made with Daido 1K6 hardened Japanese steel in its solid cherry wood knife block, it’s also a good friend.

I meant “also very handy in the kitchen.” I don’t know why I said the other thing.

And you get nine knives in all, too. There’s the 3 1/2” Paring Knife, the 6” Utility, Sandwich, and Chef’s knives, the 8” Chef’s and Bread knife, 9” Slicing Knife, and 6 1/2” Nakiri Knife. Heh. I like the 9” Slicing Knife the best. I call mine “Eddie.” We’‘ve been through a lot together, haven’t we, Eddie? So many adventures, yes. So much booooologna. Yeah, see, I eat a lot of bologna. I just buy it by the stick. Heh.

But I mean, just look at the way the light dances along the double-beveled edge of Ed, I MEAN, the 9” Slicing Knife. Heh heh. It looks so happy, doesn’t it? And I wish I could convey just how comfortable this gently rounded, ambidextrous handle feels in my hand. The grip is so secure, you know? Like, like it’s an extension of myself. That’s how much control I have over this knife thanks to the triangular shape. Heh heh heh. I could do ANYthing with this knife. Anything at ALL.

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Huh? Oh hey, everyone. When did you guys get here? Hey, any of you interested in some knives?

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