THURSDAY, JULY 17th

Kevin: Hey, fellas, guess what we’re selling on Tuesday?
Scott: What?
Kevin: Deez.
Jason: Deez what?
Kevin: VALDEZ
Matthew: I don’t think that’s how the joke works.

FRIDAY, JULY 18th

Kevin: Hey, did you guys get to writing that Juan Valdez Pod Coffee Maker yet?
Jason: We’re still thinking it over, but it looks pretty cool.
Scott: yes i want juan for myself
Dave: It’s good you can be so open about your desires.
Matthew: oh snap

SATURDAY, JULY 19th

Matthew: So this thing takes pods?
Jason: Yeah, you have to get them separately.
Jason: But it takes the guesswork out of making coffee.
Dave: And it takes most every brand because of that Universal Holder.
Dave: Plus tea.
Scott: I PITY THE FOOL
Jason: Remind us why we hired you again?

SUNDAY, JULY 20th

Kevin: So…
Matthew: Can we do a gag about his burro?
Scott: I think it was a mule
Jason: But he was from Colombia, right?
Scott: Invented by the same agency who made this.
Dave: Really wish I hadn’t clicked that earworm now.
Matthew: I think Barry Manilow write the tune?
Jason: He also was one of the original founders of Gwar.
Scott: Never knew that
Dave: Yeah, but it makes sense when you think about it.

MONDAY, JULY 21st

Scott: We could do a Garcia-Marquez thing.
Jason: Is he from Colombia?
Dave: He was born there, I don’t know if he lives there.
Jason: How does he feel about coffee?
Scott: I assume he’s for it
Scott: Can we make fun of Firefly again?
Matthew: Yeah, we haven’t had a death threat in two months.
Jason: Let’s save that for the next woot-off.
Kevin: You guys will have something by morning, right?
Kevin: Otherwise I’ll just have to paste something from chat.
Scott: ha
Jason: That’s a good incentive.
Dave: Yeah, we don’t want Matt finding out what we do in here all day.

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