I am a simple household droid, known colloquially as a “microwave oven”. My binary basis does not allow for ambiguity. And yet, when my visual sensors detect you, White JBL Radial High-Performance Loudspeaker Dock for iPod, the results appear complex and nebulous. What is the name for the effect you have on my emotional circuits? A query of my vocabulary database returns no results. Closest semantic match: love.

My programming omits concepts such as “beauty”. But how else can I describe your sweeping curves, the pristine purity of your white finish? How else am I to process the embrace of your 360-degree sound field, with its dual left and right tweeters and down-firing low transducer?

I know you are made merely to dock, sync, charge, and control most docking versions of the iPod, including Nano and 5G models. I know you permit access by other audio sources through a stereo mini-jack connection. I know you can produce accurate bass frequencies with your JBL Odyssey transducers. But a question remains. Do your parameters permit you to reciprocate my feelings, White JBL Radial High-Performance Loudspeaker Dock for iPod? Does there lurk, in your programming, a bug that allows you to love?

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