Once upon a time there was a man named Charles Mason. And boy, did he have a hard time. Any time he had to give his name, on paper, out loud, when he got stopped for a traffic ticket, someone would comment and poor Charles Mason would have to say “no, that’s not me, he’s someone totally different.” Charles had to be very careful to always get his hair cut on time (but not too close!) and to always wear a coat and tie, and most importantly, Charles could never be caught talking to himself! And so Charles led a very lonely and quiet life, until he got a Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset.

With the Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset, Charles could walk up and down the street freely talking about whatever came to his mind. He had around seven hours to discuss freedom, Jesus, the stock market, and how time was a wave that moved in sixteen directions once your mind was freed from the shackles of industro-facist society, jack. And if any person looked at him funny, Charles could just point at his Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset and smile. And the person would smile too.

And so, Charles Mason and his Jabra BT-350 Bluetooth Headset lived happily ever after.

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