Goodness knows, we love Roombas here at Woot. Heck, we’ve almost built an empire on the things. But even we know that there are some places they shouldn’t go.

“Ugh. Oh. Oh, yeah. That’s right. That’s RIGHT.”

“Yes, you’re doing very well, sweetie. Now let’s wrap this up and OH MY GOD!”

“Holy crap, did you just..?”

“LOOK! THERE IN THE DOORWAY, BILLY!”

“Oh, hey there, little buddy! Looks like the Roomba wanted to see where all the ‘action’ was.”

“Well, shoo it away! I thought it was supposed to vacuuming your floor. It’s just sitting there, staring with it’s little eye. Frisbee-shaped pervert.”

“Aw, honey. Poor little guy was just curious. Maybe it just wanted to say ‘hello’. Go on, boy. Go back to your docking station.”

“I don’t trust it, the way it scoots around picking up all manner of things. I swear I caught it rifling through my purse the other day and I KNOW I’m missing some dimes.”

“You’re being a bit ridiculous, I think.”

“OH, AM I? Well then, maybe you’d like to enjoy Naked Bookshelf Construction Wednesday by yourself, mister.”

“Whoa, hey, whoa. Let’s not be crazy. If it’ll make you feel better, I’ll grab an iRobot Virtual Wall next time I’m online.”

“I don’t know…”

“Listen, the iRobot Virtual Wall uses an infrared signal to set up a wall that the Roomba won’t cross. Once we set up an ‘off-limits’ area, Scootie won’t be able to peek in on our more intimate moments.”

“That sounds like a good… Wait. You named your Roomba ‘Scootie’?”

“I… I was so very alone before you came along.”

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